At the airport


 * beep beep beep!*

I'm sorry, we found some metal in your blood. Metal is forbidden in airports. 48.5 years in prison. Your name is on the no-fly list; you are a terrorist. *beep* Sorry, we found metal. And you speak Arabic! 97 years in prison. You speak arabic. 97 YEARS IN PRISON! *beeeep* You're counting down in Arabic. You have metal in your blood! YOU GET 145.5 YEARS IN PRISON! *beep* You have metal in your blood. 48.5 years prison time. No fly list. NO FLY LIST!

* beep*

Metal is forbidden, so is speaking Arabic. 97years in prison!!!!