Diarrhea!


 * stomach grumbles x 2*

>> PETER: Oh god...I JUST put on clean pants!

* stomach grumbles*

* Peter turns on radio*

[Male Voice] Side effects of this laxative include diarrhea.

>> PETER: Oh god...I shouldn't have drank 2 prune smoothies...

* fart x 3*

* passes sign that says "dump"*

* many poop jokes on the radio*

>> PETER: Oh god...

* stomach grumbles*

* passes sign that says "wide load"*

* stomach grumbles*

* passes sign that says "all stools must go"*

* fart*

* stomach grumbles x 2*

>> PETER: Oh god... *fart*

* passes sign that says "I love my shih tzu"*

* stomach grumbles*

* passes sign that says "20 miles to Bob's house of feces*

* fart*

* passes sign that says "craps, craps, craps"*

* stomach grumbles*

* fart*

>> PETER: I can't hold it much longer!

* sign changes from 199,999 to 200,000 miles*

* passes many other signs with potential poop jokes on them*

* Peter farts many times, stomach grumbles*

>> PETER: Oh god we got to stop.

* enters casino, sees a craps game in progress*

>> PETER: If I don't find a bathroom soon...*fart x 5*

* player rolls 2 2s*

>> PETER: Oh god! *long fart*

* slot machine says 222*

* Peter notices that everything is brown in this casino*

>> PETER: Oh god...*fart x 3*

* different slot machine says 222*

>> PETER: I can't hold it in much longer!

* fart x 8, stomach grumbles x 2*

''[Male Voice] Check out our slot machine! Only $2.00! The jackpot is $200,000!''

>> PETER: OH GOD! There's a long line! I just hope i can hold it!

* fart x 12, stomach grumbles*

>> PETER: Oh god...

* passes someone watching Homestar Runner*

[Homestar] Hey, Crapface!

* fart x 5*

* stage sign changes from 3 to 2 minutes*

* clock reads 2:22 PM*

* passes many other signs with poop jokes*

''[Male voice, on speaker] ♪ Diarrhea! Diarrhea! ♪''

(10 m from bathroom) * long, wet fart*

>> PETER: *feels butt* Oh god, I pooped my pants!