10x012 - Make-Up

==Plot==

Trivia

 * While playing the "Jersey housewife" in the intro, Riley called himself "Barbara." It's surprising that he didn't call Jory "Lorraine," like he did in the first takes of the iPal monster intro (while playing the "pissed-off pimp").
 * The complete set of make-up products that was microwaved consisted of foundation, eye sparkle/glitter, a tube of lip gloss, purple nail polish, and a box of fake nails.
 * Jory chose 3 minutes for the experiment time, because he said that threesomes are great.
 * Riley put one of the fake nails on. In the outtakes, Jory told him to put one on the thumb he injured while pulling off Jon's rain gutters in preparation for season 10. Riley was about to put a fake nail on his injured thumb at the end of the outtake.
 * Jory remembered Gabrielle's name this time, but he called her by her full name. Only Riley called her "Gabby," which is interesting, considering that Jory came up with "Gabby" as a nickname so it would be easier for him to remember Gabrielle's name.

Quotes
Jory: (also in overly effeminate "Jersey housewife" accent) Okay, it was one time! We're not going to judge her on that!
 * Riley: (in overly effeminate "Jersey housewife" accent) Isn't that the lip gloss your whore daughter when she sucked off that guy down the street?

Riley: I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'! I also like the eye sparkle...

Jory: Barbara, don't go there!

Riley: Listen- and the lip gloss...

Jory: Barbara, don't go there!

Riley: The foundation...

Jory: Barbara, don't go there!

Riley: Almost like your fat ass! Riley: I mean, she's kind of an ugly bitch, so we'll put some make-up on her! Jory: And you're, like...
 * Jory: I want the best things for my microwave. Let's be honest here- who DOESN'T want the best things for their microwave?
 * Riley: Have you ever had a girl hug you with so much foundation on she hugs you, and it's like a crime scene on your shoulder?

Riley: Thanks!

Jon: No, I can't say that I have!

Riley: Happened to me before! It stinks!

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ7WmN0N54A&feature=feedu