3x020 - Lemons and lime

Trivia

 * In the intro, Jory did not mention that they were going to microwave a lime along with the lemons.
 * Jory is highly impressed with Helga's smooth, clean display.
 * Jory can't juggle.
 * The fans of the microwave show are of the type who make ripped DVDs.
 * For those who don't know why you can see Jory's breath at the end of the episode, the answer is found in the FAQ video: they film outdoors, and it was wintertime.

Quotes
Jon: Really?!
 * Jory: They say, "If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade." But if life gives you a microwave, you stick junk inside it!
 * Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.

Jory: I know we don't have the masks! Jory: Yeah, so why did we do this one?
 * Jory: This time, it's Helga. She's big, and she's beautiful!
 * Jon: To be honest, the fruit are usually some of our lamest experiments.

Jon: Because you kept asking for it!

Jory: I guess you guys wanted homemade Sprite; homemade Sprite sucks; rest in peace, Mitch Hedberg! Jory: LAME! Jon: Well, seeing as how we took good, usable fruit and made it into spongy, squirty balls...
 * Jon: (sarcastically) Great suggestion!
 * Jory: The citrus is gonna do NOTHING, people! It's gonna do nothing! If you can send me footage, actually, of it doing something, I'll send you a cookie!
 * Jory: What would you say? Good idea? Bad idea?

Jory: Yes, but lots of juice came out!

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF5BwkXHJLA