Happy Christmahanavaloween!

Hmmm, let's see here. We can't have a Christmas party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Hanukkah, Valentine's Day, and Halloween. We can't have a Hanukkah party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas, Valentine's Day, and Halloween. We can't have a Valentine's Day party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, and Halloween. We can't have a Halloween party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, and Valentine's Day. So, we should have a Christmahanavaloween party!