Pee

I GOTTA PI$$... F**K! MY BELT WON'T OPEN! I'M ABOUT TO PI$$ MY PANTS!

* zip*

AHH! F**K. THE SEAT IS DOWN. *puts seat up.* *holds penis w/ both hands* Ahhhhhh....... *tinkle * ......... *shake x2*

* zip* AHH! F**K. I HAVE A DROP ON MY PANTS.