7x002 - Glitter ball

Trivia

 * After the air bag disaster, the lab has been downgraded to the JCML 2.6. This version of the lab includes Summer's door hanging from the tarp and a door with only one pane of glass.
 * This episode was edited over on UStream. Check the archives to watch it.
 * Starting with this episode, Jory rarely says "safety is our number-one concern", but rather, says how they don't consider safety. This, of course, was inspired by the air bag incident.
 * While editing this episode, Jon originally had put "green, sparkly water ball thing" for the graphic, but live show viewers convinced him that Jory was saying "bulb", not "ball."
 * This was the first official "Bad Idea" of Season 7 (not counting the "Really Bad Idea" from the airbag episode).

Quotes
Riley: It IS a crystal ball, and it bounces, too, but why don't you tell me something about yourself?
 * Jory: (to "mystical gypsy sidekick" Riley) Dude, that's a crystal ball!

Jory: Okay. I'm 20. Just- JUST finished grad school. I'm kinda smart. What are my business prospects?

Riley: Well, I mean, I see a lot of sparkles, a lot of sparkles, and I see a very handsome man, too- oh, that's just the reflection... But I'd say cloudy, with a chance of rain?

Jory: You're a fucking idiot! Jon: It lasted 4 seconds!
 * Riley: (referring to Summer's hanging door) All ye microwaves be warned!
 * Riley: The last time we did something for 10 minutes...

Jory: Repeat?
 * Jory: It's like Chernobyl!
 * Jory: So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a weird, sparkly water bulb thing? The answer is "no"... You just have this weird, like, bowl-shaped piece of sh*t left over, and then, you have a shitload of clean-up. And then, your girlfriend will be, like, "Oh, you're covered in glitter. You've been cheating on me!" And you're, like, "Shut up, bitch, I was just microwaving shit!"
 * Jory: Your mother sucks cock!

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP5qJrriBtI