Ten Shortest Microwave Times

The ten shortest microwave times ever used are listed below. Each category's experiment items are listed in the order of when they were microwaved, starting with the earliest experiment onward.

1. :17 seconds (match; note: neither Jory nor Jon ever announce the microwave time used for this episode, and the display was an LCD and not a VFD. The match was microwaved in Unnamed for a total of 17 seconds on camera, which counts as the experiment time)

2. :30 seconds (Pop-Tarts)

3. :37 seconds (Slinky)

4. 1:00 (tin foil, soy sauce, Kool-Aid, ketchup packets, VHS tape, marshmallow Peeps, flashlight, hard drive, banana, wrist watch, TV remote, flash paper)

5. :69 seconds (d**do, VidCon light bulbs)

6. 1:11 (LCD clock)

7. :77 seconds (mirror, R2-D2 and C-3PO figurines)

8. 1:21 (spark plug)

9. :82 seconds (ET Atari game)

10. 1:30 (season 1 toothpaste, Twizzlers, steel wool, 15 CDs, car headlight) and :90 seconds (pregnancy test)