2x010 - Hard drive

Trivia

 * Hard drives are yet another one of America's pastimes.
 * This was Jon's old Seagate hard drive. It was only 10 gigabytes.
 * Just like nobody likes roasted nuts, nobody likes scuzzy hard drives, either.

Quotes
Jon: It's a beauty!
 * Jory: You may often hear such things as: "My hard drive was fried." "My hard drive was burnt to a crisp." But have you ever heard anyone say, "My hard drive just got microwaved"? Well, now, you can!
 * Jory: [The ventilation system] circulates the air, so the Sharp microwave's hair can blow in the breeze! (to Diane) Isn't that right, Sharp?

Jory: It's a beauty, it's somethin'! Jon: Probably a minute.
 * Jory: I wonder how long I should put them in there for?

Jory: One minute? Cool.

Ezra: 10 seconds a gig! Wait- that would be...

Jory: That would be...

Jon: Emerson math!

Jory: ...A minute, 40, I think.

Ezra: We're gonna get comments on that!

Jory: We're gonna get some comments on that! Jory: But they were hot to begin with, am I right?
 * Jon: Just think, though--millions of porn videos are being roasted right now.

Jon: Hey! Alright! Giggity, giggity!

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bUyp00RvTw&playnext_from=SL