America's Pastimes

Throughout the show's run, Jory has often resorted to a classic gag while doing the intros: saying that the microwaved item (or something related to the item) is "America's pastime." The joke was used the most in the early seasons of the show, but nowadays, Jory always knows that he can rely on "America's pastime" if he's having trouble thinking up an intro sketch. Listed below are all of the named pastimes, followed by the episode number it appeared in. And always remember- sex is America's original pastime.


 * Sex (#13)
 * Candy (#14)
 * Campfires (#15)
 * Wet Naps (#18)
 * Melting pot (#19)
 * Eggs (#20)
 * Hard drives (#28)
 * Staying clean (#30)
 * Drawing with crayons (#35)
 * Bubble wrap (#39)
 * Popping bubble wrap (#39)
 * Grilling (#41)
 * Blowing sh*t up (#44)
 * Light bulbs (been a pastime for over 100 years; #49)
 * Highlighting entire pages (#60)
 * Sitting on the couch and playing NBA Live ’95 (#71)
 * Roasting marshmallows (#82)
 * Tubes (#117)
 * LEDs (#141)
 * Shooting stuff (#149)
 * Destroying communism (#183)
 * 70% alcohol (#240)
 * Light bulb-ing and (again) light bulbs (#269)
 * Sam Adams beer (#270)