Diarrhea! translated into Spanish and back


 * stomach growls x 2 *

>> PEDRO: Oh god ... I just wear clean pants!

* stomach complains *

Peter turns on the radio

[Male Voice] Side effects of this laxative include diarrhea.

>> PEDRO: Oh god ... I should not have drunk 2 pruning shakes ...

* fart x 3 *

* pass sign that says "dump" *

* many poop jokes on the radio *

>> PETER: My God ...

* stomach complains *

* passes the signal that says "wide load" *

* stomach complains *

* pass sign that says "all feces should go" *

* fart*

* stomach growls x 2 *

>> PETER: Oh god ... * fart *

* pass sign that says "I love my shih tzu" *

* stomach complains *

* pass sign that says "20 miles to Bob's stool house *

* fart*

* pass sign that says "dice, dice, craps" *

* stomach complains *

* fart*

>> PETER: I can not take much more!

* Sign changes from 199,999 to 200,000 miles *

* Pass many other signs with potential poop jokes on them *

* Peeps Peter many times, stomach complains *

>> PEDRO: My God, we have to stop.

* enters the casino, sees a craps game in progress *

>> PETER: If I can not find a bathroom soon ... * fart x 5 *

* player rolls 2 2s *

>> PETER: My God! long fart

* Slot machine says 222 *

* Peter notes that everything is brown in this casino *

>> PETER: Oh god ... * fart x 3 *

* Different slot machine says 222 *

>> PETER: I can not take it much longer!

* fart x 8, stomach grumbles x 2 *

[Male Voice] Check out our slot machine! Only $ 2.00! The pot is $ 200,000!

>> PETER: OH GOD! There is a long tail! I just hope I can hold it!

* fart x 12, stomach growls *

>> PETER: My God ...

* Happens to someone watching Homestar Runner *

Hey, Crapface!

* fart x 5 *

* the sign of the stage changes from 3 to 2 minutes *

* the clock says 2:22 PM *

* pass many other samples with impulse jokes *

[Male voice, on the speaker] ♪ Diarrhea! Diarrhea! (I.e.

(10 m from the bathroom) * long, wet fart *

>> PETER: * feels ass * Oh God, I poop pants!