7x009 - Fake poop

Trivia

 * The fake dog [bleep] broke in two.
 * In this video, a "[bleep] Count" measures the number of times the guys say [bleep] inspired by the South Park episode "It Hits the Fan." By the end of the video, they say "[bleep]" 26 times.
 * Penny has an interesting "1-4 cups" setting.
 * The last episode was a Halloween treat. This one's the trick.
 * The fake dog [bleep] had an odd peanut smell to it.
 * Riley isn't allergic to anything.

Quotes
Jory: Uh, you can just keep it...
 * Riley: (to Jory) Hey, we got paid today. (holds up fake dog [bleep]) Jonny gave us our--just--here's what we got from Jonny.

Riley: Are you sure?

Jory: It's okay. That's dog poop, isn't it? No, you can keep it!

Jon: Hey, hey! Listen! Listen, pal! If you don't like the check that I give you every month, you don't have to take it at all. I'll take it right back!

Jory: Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory 2.6, safety is one of the things that, we really should hire a professional to get into. Jon: Riley, you look like you're gonna take a **** there; you OK? *fart sounds* Jon: Why would you. . . dude. . . Jory: Dude, I really need like, a tinfoil shield right here to protect my nuts from this. Because nobody likes roasted nuts! Jon: Ahhh! Fresh as a Sunday morning! Am I right? Jory: No, no, not really. Let's go, and-- Jon: Who donated that, by the way? Jory: Uh, this one was Baron102786. Jon: Good for him. Jory: But really, really we could have found anyone off the street to donate this. Jon: 'Cause it's [bleep] ! Jory: Yeah, it's [bleep] ! Riley: Let's throw [bleep] at her! Jory: In this--in this instance, yeah, we're gonna throw [bleep]at her. She's full of [bleep] now!
 * [after the intro sequence plays and Jory's voice says: "Is it a good idea to microwave this?"]
 * Jory: Her name is Penny, and she can microwave whatever I throw at her.

Jon: No, last episode was the treat; this is the trick! Jon: Smells minty! Riley: I wouldn't go that far, but you're on the right track! Jory: So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave fake [bleep]  We're not gonna comment on real [bleep], just because that's, [bleep] and that's a ****** mess that no-one wants to get into; but is it a good idea to microwave fake [bleep] No! Because it loses its ability to look like [bleep] Jon: And now it just smells. . . . Jory: And that's kind of why you bought it. Jon: But now, at least, it smells like [bleep] !
 * Jory: It says "coffee"; ever heard that coffee tastes like [bleep]? You will now!
 * Jon: Ooh! It's a flaming pile of [bleep]
 * Jory: If you really think it, about it, the last one was the Halloween episode, but this one is more in line; just flaming [bleep]
 * Jon: Holy [bleep], it is [bleep]
 * Riley: That smells interesting!
 * Jory: Did you know if your [bleep] is black, you've ingested too much I'm-not-sure-what-goes-in-there? But, I'm sure your [bleep] usually turns black when SOMETHING'S wrong!

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIbf7uRr680&playnext_from=SL