"3x014 - Ping pong balls"
Season 3, Experiment No. 58
Upload date: March 16, 2008
Experiment Details
Microwave Used: Sandra
Experiment time: 2:00 (3 minutes added later)
Experiment Outcome: Good Idea
Host(s): Jory Caron
Camera Guys(s): Jonathan Paula
Editors: Jonathan Paula
Additional Commentary: Ryan Lewis (sidekick)
Episode Guide
Previous Episode: #57: Wrist watch
Next Episode: #59: Barbie doll



  • This is the second time Sandra's door flew open during an experiment.
  • This is the first if two items to completely disintegrate in a microwave, so far (flash paper is the other).
  • This episode aired in time for St. Patrick's Day 2008, in honor of beer pong. This was only stated in the episode's description, not the actual video.
  • The Sharp brand of microwaves is actually two acronyms: Stupid Happy Awesome Retarded Projectile machine and Sandra Has A Really big Problem.
  • Sandra needed a "love tap" to turn on in this episode.


  • Jory: Ping, pong. Ping, pong, ding-dong, in my microwave!
  • Jory: If this were a perfect world, we'd have a new microwave for every experiment. I don't think I could love and lose that frequently!
  • Ryan: Jory, are those regulation ping-pong balls?

Jory: Yes.

Jon: Like he knows!

Jory: They're orange, so of course!

  • Jon: Any chance this will blow the door off?

Jory: No!

  • Sandra's door flies open*
  • Jon: Where are the ping-pong balls?!

Ryan: Where are they?!

Jory: What the hell?!

  • Jon: You disintegrated it!

Jory: WE disintegrated it! Thanks, viewers at home, for supporting us!

  • Jory: Either way, I don't have to clean it up, so my ruling here? It is a good idea to microwave ping-pong balls!

Jon: Are you crazy?!

Jory: Did I have to clean it up? If you do it in your family microwave, will you have to clean it up? Yes, because there will be charring. Do I have to clean it up? No, no, I don't! I don't care about the people at home! I don't have to clean up the microwave, and that's good in my book!