"5x026 - Plastic hair ball"
Season 5, Experiment No. 128
Upload date: January 14, 2009
Experiment Details
Microwave Used: Whoopi
Experiment time: 6:00
Experiment Outcome: Good Idea
Host(s): Jory Caron
Camera Guys(s): Jonathan Paula
Editors: Jonathan Paula
Additional Commentary: Riley McIlwain (sidekick)
Episode Guide
Previous Episode: #127: Spark plug
Next Episode: #129: iFish



  • Jory: And, as always, our Sharp--
    Riley: Wow!
    Jon: Wow!
    Riley: FAIL!
    Jon: I saw what you did, and so did our Panasonic microwave! You called her a Sharp!
  • Jon: Jory, you're leaving the tag on it?

Jory: Well, yeah, so I can return it! Yeah!

  • Jory: Big Hairy Ball Time!

Jon: I don't know. 6 minutes? I'm running out of ideas here!

Jory: 6 o'clock is Big Hairy Ball Time!

  • Jory: (to Riley) I was talking directly to the people at home. There's no one else here, don't worry... (whispers) Or is there?

Jon: Hey, I'M here! I count!

Riley: Who?

Jory: Who's talking?

Jon: Assholes! I made you who you are, and I can destroy you!

Riley: It's true!

Jory: It's true!

  • Jon: Oh, yeah, I'm just hanging out, watching my green hairy ball! Waiting for it to burst! The trick is to build up pressure in your ball until you release it in a climactic, single moment.

Jory: Here's the thing, here's the thing, though- this is a green ball. If it was a blue ball, you'd be correct!

Jon: Oh, yeah, blue balls!

  • Jory: Either way, I produce, like, 10 times the amount of the normal person.

Jon: Even with the radiation cancer?

Jory: Well, it's BECAUSE of the radiation cancer, actually!

Jon: You're like Spiderman! Instead of being deathly ill, it gives you extra powers! Because in real life, Peter Parker would have died the next day!

  • Jory: Okay, whose head is it goin' on? The cameraman!
  • Jory: I'm like a DJ, baby!


  • This is one of the few times in the season that Riley does not provide an interruption. Still, "roasted nuts" is not said, as Jory says "nobody likes big, green, hairy balls" instead.
  • This is arguably the most perverted episode after the dildo.
  • Riley couldn't pop the green, hairy ball, but Jory managed to do so with the broken amp tube.
  • Jon added a squeeky fart effect on 1:29 after he said, "It will be like a squeeky fart."